The Art of the Short Story

...Is Dead. No more. Been Done. This is not another half-assed attempt at reviving a dead art, but more of a flailing fuck you to such. The authors are not to be trained, qualified, or farmiliar with the short story as it is known. This is a collection of events that may or may not have happened, told from the perspective of the histrionic personalities that believe the events they collect have merit to be shared sans recant. Do not read this.